DON'T TOUCH THAT REMOTE! We got a real special show for you folks this month—you're gonna love it! I, the one and only true Harley Quinn, will be appearing for one night only on Throatcutter Hill's premier public-access TV station. Sure, the folks working there don't know it quite yet—but when I get there, I'm sure they'll see things my way and air my show! This is a real wacky one—we got so much formal experimentation in here that you'll be going Great Tom King's Ghost! by the end of the issue!